- If you doubt it, don’t do it. If you do it, don’t doubt it.
- Computer dating is fine, if you’re a computer. (Rita Mae Brown)
- One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory. (Rita Mae Brown)
- The reward for conformity was that everyone liked you except yourself. (Rita Mae Brown)
- The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him. (Robert Benchley)